Also my first ever post on a blog. But I guess that goes without saying. I don't really know what direction to delve into when posting on this. So i'll just get some of my thoughts off my chest and hopefully it'll read well.
Thursday I took my dear Aslan for a celebratory drive with Sam and Grant as it's coming to the end of it's car life, and besides I cannot afford to keep it running any longer. So this might be my last fill up of petrol. Anyway Grant had decided my car was perfect for being yobs and throwing fruit n veg at unexpected pedestrians. We ended up with a full tour of London as it happens. I egged Grant to throw a red onion at an innocent cyclist. Boy was that a mistake. This cyclist was ON IT and started to chase us through all the back streets. I don't think writing about will completely sum up how hilarious/ frightening the whole situation was. Boy was it worth it. I felt like a getaway driver - New aspiration I think so.
So that was probably the most interesting event that happened this week.
Anyway I've got this opinion that rape victims should rape the rapists. I'm going to generalise and say that most victims are going to be women. Here are some dildo varieties that would deter rapists from raping again when getting raped back:
- Cheese Grated Dildo
- Sand Paper Dildo
- Cactus Dildo
- Charcoal Dildo
- Bark Dildo
- Coral Dildo
I wasn't sure if this was the appropriate thing to post on a blog? I was inspired by "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo". Epic film, still yet to read the book. So badly WISH I was still studying Product Design at A-Levels, one of those dildos would get made.
Last thing. I've been listening to a lot of Eminem recently, he was so much better before he went into rehab. I'm not condemning drugs but he used to sound so much more unhinged on older songs. There's a brilliant line in "Crack a Bottle" off his new album.
i'm the napalm, the bomb, the don, i'm king kong.
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